OK one of my co-workers had a friend of his come in to eat and I swear the guy wasn’t even a real person. I noticed he had an accent when he came in and also like, really shapely bushy eyebrows. And I asked my co-worker where the guy’s accent was from (because asking him would have made him realize that I was a weird person and I really don’t want to seem weird to guests) and he said “He’s from Colombia but he learned english in London so that’s why he has a british accent.” OK wow shove your dumb romance novel up your ass, Columbia!
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